question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Pooping to opera.
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