So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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