no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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