It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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