You work out of a Hotel?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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