at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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