Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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