Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
