She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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