i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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