According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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