it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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