i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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