You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND