How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.