I'm jealous of your bromance
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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