Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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