Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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