Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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