trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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