he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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