So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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