David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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