Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
