so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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