so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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