North Korea, Best Korea!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Text me some of your sweat
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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