wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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