I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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