when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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