Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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