Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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