Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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