Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Sober January is a disaster.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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