I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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