my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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