first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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