idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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