White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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