my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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