I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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