Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park