just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
porn star boner night. come get it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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