this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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