Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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