overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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