My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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