I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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