He had one of those small greek statue penises
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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