Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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