you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
