Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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