hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
